I'm a Seenager (Senior Teenager)

I'm a Seenager! I have everything I wanted as a teenager, only 65 years later!

I don't have to go to school or work!

I get an allowance every month!

I have my own pad!

I don't have a curfew!

I have a driver's license and my own car!

The people I hang around with aren't scared of getting pregnant and they don't use drugs!

I don't have acne!

LIFE IS GREAT!

1. "I Pray That Someday I Will Find Me a Redneck Girl...Give Me a...Give Me a...Give Me a Redneck Girl"
2. "I Want a Women Just as Tacky as Me"

❤️️If You're not as HAPPY as you would like to be,
you may not be in the Roy's World,
MABY You Could Be❤️️...
Are You Ready for the
Best Chapter of Your Life...

At Least It Wasn't Boring the Last 20 Years....
& The Next 20 Won't Be Either...

2023 to 2043
What You Are Seeking,
Is Seeking You